Presidential Rock Stars

"Now I'm the new nigga, who figured I'd get the game locked, now watch how the prices of your [cotton] drop."

-Abraham Lincoln

"Safe sex is great sex--better wear a latex--cuz you dont want that late text that "I think I'm late text."

-Thomas Jefferson

"I got techniques dripping out my buttcheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets"

-William Howard Taft

"And we're all in the bathtub now, making bathtub gin."

-Harry S. Truman

"Don't look at me funny like you ain't hear what I said. I gotta hole in my head."

-John F. Kennedy